Droids of Satan come, Collecting broken circuitry,Herald the end of all.
This haiku was the inscription on a locked door, behind which we found two yellowing, beige boxes with no discernable label or logo to tell us what exactly we were looking at.
We switched the boxes on, and the glowing green screen just said:Droids of Satan.
We know little else about them, however we strongly suspect they are something to do with a forthcoming apocalypse.
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